When I got to the train it wasn’t too bad…vacation weeks are usually less crowded…I sat in my usual seat and listened to some tunes…when we got to Quincy this woman came and sat next to me….well practically ON ME…she was a bit “hefty”…she was an older woman….and very apologetic as she sat on my lap…but I didn’t seem to mind…she seemed nice…yeah I just said NICE….she was wearing a nice camel coat and a scarf she probably knitted herself….considering she had yarn needles and yarn sticking out of her quilted Vera Bradley bag…..This woman got nice and comfy…and when I say comfy I mean I was merely a cushion…a favorite pillow…I really didn’t mind so much because she was wearing Chanel No. 5, which coupled with her oldness reminded me of my mother……until…….she took out her romance novel with a half naked woman on the front and a Native American on a sweaty horse…I mean we all know what she is reading…does SHE know that WE know she is reading words like “bulging manhood” and “glistening bosom”?...let’s be serious here….romance novels are really porn for the “reserved”….let me guess you read it for the story line, and because it’s an easy READ, and not the fact that women are EASY and always get kidnapped by Native American warriors only to get RAVAGED in a tee pee…it reminded me of grade school when one of my girlfriends...I won't name names........(Bernice)......got a copy of the book “Forever” by Judy Bloom…it was about getting it on for the first time and the first person that read it went through and marked all the pages with the dirty parts…made for easy reading…I learned a lot from Ms. Bloom…..
Hey Dirty Diana!…I am on to that dirty mind of yours! It’s not a secret….we know what happens when a woman is left alone by her cowboy husband…who is off herding cattle for months at a time!....throw in a couple ranch hands and a housekeeper and it sounds like the making of the perfect porno…which means I only have one thing to say to you “Madame Memere’”….when exactly is that book coming out on DVD?
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I remember coming across a copy of "Wifey" that was a good read :)
ReplyDeleteI haven't read that one...I have read the "Diary of a desperate housewife" from the 70's..it was made into a movie...pretty good..although dark and "Fear of Flying"...pretty good..and I found all these books when I bought my great grandmother's house...nice thought....
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